The More Mistresses the Merrier

Unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, I’m sure you know all about the Tiger Woods and Jesse James scandals. Recently Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James took a page out of Tigers’ book and checked himself into rehab. It was only a matter of time before they got caught. I  mean how did they find the time to have affairs with all of these women. They each had over 10 mistresses that they seen on a regular basis. I’m beginning to think that the more mistresses you have the merrier?

If Tiger Woods or Jesse James had only one mistress would their spouse  have filed for divorce and moved on? I believe so, but since they had multiple mistresses their wives seem to be sticking around. It’s almost like one mistress is more inferior than multiple mistresses.  These two must have thought this out before they acted knowing that they would get caught at some point. Once caught just admit your addicted to sex, go to rehab for 30 days and move on.

I have a feeling that these two are going to save their marriages and stay loyal for a while anyway.  It’s only a matter of time before they try cheating again. This time I bet they will be a little more discreet about their affairs.

I don’t know why they don’t just join the swinging lifestyle, no pun intended. This way they can have their cake and eat it too!

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